Funny Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: what is the difference between thought and over confidence…?
Student: Your daughter is sweet and sexy… it’s your thought and she can escape easily from our clutches is your over confidence.

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Jack and jill
Went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son….

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Teacher: the thing which flies I the air lays eggs and the thing which lives on earth gives birth to young ones. And now name the thing which flies in air but gives birth to young ones on earth????
Student: AIR HOSTESS!!!!

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A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, “Yes, you are.”
The frog replies, “where? In a bar or at a party?”
The teller says, “In Biology class!”
Teacher: why are you late?
Junior: Because of the sign.
Teacher: what sign?
Junior: the one that says, “School ahead, go slow.”

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Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?’
Student: “ No idea teacher”
teacher told angrily: Bark, Amy”.
Amy: Bow wow wow Teacher”

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Teacher: “Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?” Girl Student: “Yes Mam, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.“